He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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