I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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