My balls are so social today.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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