the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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