I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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