I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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