I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I see more hoeing in ur future
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