the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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