Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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