do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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