she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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