So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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