Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
