Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can't put those talents on a resume
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
