my sisters under your porch take her home
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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