I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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