Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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