But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize