why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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