i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just fell off a train. Bad.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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