just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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