All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
