What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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