We won't sleep together?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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