How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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