guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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