Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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