anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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