So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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