I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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