one might say we're banned from that church
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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