I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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