I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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