Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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