omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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