Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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