Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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