She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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