And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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