Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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