yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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