That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm both gender and math confused
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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