You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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