let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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