i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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