awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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