Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
wow bdsm is so cute
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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