im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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