Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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