hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Oh god it's open bar.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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