your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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