So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I need help removing her.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she peed on how many people?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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