And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
