let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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