Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was like eating out sand paper
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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